Ask The Witch

Your Magical Advice Agony Aunt

For when therapy’s too slow and TikTok’s too vague.

People naturally seek others for advice, for when life’s problems become problematic. There is no question too big or small that This Witch can’t handle. 

So, do you have a question you can’t shake? A situation you don’t know how to handle? A feeling in your gut that needs a little clarity and magic?

Ask your question and I’ll tune in using tarot, intuition, and spell craft to bring you grounded insight and the kind of advice you won’t find on social media scrolls because it’s just for you  

✨ I have something for everyone, so choose your magic:

🔮 Yes/No – €1.11

Have a burning question but don’t need a private reply?

This low-cost option lets you submit your Yes/No question for the Witch to answer publicly — via stories, reels, or future media.

No personal reply — but you’ll see your answer revealed anonymously. Perfect for quick clarity, with a touch of fun and community magic. Answers will be posted on Sunday so make sure to keep an eye out!

🔮 Yes/No Divination – €5.55

A straight-up yes/no with a pendulum or one-card pull send with a 3-minute audio

Perfect for:

“Should I text them?”

“Is this job aligned?”

“Am I ready?”

🔮 One Question Reading – €11.11

Send one question and I’ll pull a few cards, tune in and send back a 5–10 min reading

Perfect for:

“Why do I feel stuck right now?”

“What’s blocking me from moving forward?”

“What’s the lesson in this relationship?”

🔮 Deeper Dive + Spell Guidance – €22.22

Got something tangled or complex? Let’s go deeper.

Includes:

• A longer reading (10 mins+)
• Optional spell or ritual suggestion
• A message from This Witch — honest, grounded, intuitive

Perfect for:

“How do I shift this pattern?”

“What’s really going on beneath this issue?”

“What energy needs to be cleared or claimed?”

🕰️ Readings delivered via voice recorded email within 72 hours.

You can stay anonymous. You’ll always be met with care.

This is sacred, practical, no-BS witchcraft — made for the modern soul.

⚖️ Disclaimer:

All readings and advice provided through Ask the Witch are for entertainment and spiritual guidance purposes only. They are not a substitute for professional medical, legal, financial, or therapeutic advice.

Please use your own discernment and seek appropriate support when needed.